the life of richie

FROM WINDY OFFICE TO WELL-VENTILATED ORIFICE

Posted in is by Rich on November 15, 2009

On Facebook, Lori’s husband writes, “Jeff enjoying his man-hole now that it’s electrified, ventilated and ready to serve! Who’s coming over tomorrow to watch the Eagles?”

Chrissie’s husband responds, “For a second there I thought you underwent rectal electrolysis or something…man-hole is a little ambiguous, you know?”

Jeff ripostes, “Someone told me a while back to not call it that…could get confused with a gay bar he said…. Is man-cave any better?”

And so Rich: “It was I; there was once a gay bar called the Man Hole; man-cave I think is an accepted, ‘no homo’ term, however. (Because, just to be clear: man-hole implies the anus, the mangina, the chocolate expressway, and so on. So when you say ‘enjoying his man-hole’, it sounds like you’re fingering yourself; and that your anus is now electrified (not to mention ‘ready to serve’).)”

And so Cory: “That’s hilarious!”

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